Top 10 Movies of 2012

TOP 10 MOVIES OF 2012

1.       Moonrise Kingdom
A couple of kids fall in love and make off for the forests of New England where they’ll live happily-ever-after Robinson Crusoe style.

As futuristic archeologists spanned the universe for the origin of life and Peter Parker avenged the death of Uncle Ben, it was Wes Anderson’s refreshingly original fantasy adventure that rose to the top. Replete with Anderson’s identifying trademarks: deadpan dialogue, afflicted characters, an arresting color pallet and familial themes, the movie awakens in viewers a sense of wonder often left dormant by most modern pictures.

2.       Argo
Argo chronicles the covert CIA operation to extract six American diplomat employees from revolutionary Iran in 1980.

Argo recalls the days when thrillers entertained but also told a story. I kept waiting for Faye Dunaway to sweep through on the arm of Robert Redford. It is a sprawling achievement that maintains a rousing pace while taking time to develop characters we can invest in. John Goodman and Alan Arkin as a schlock fx artist and batty Hollywood producer respectively are superb. Affleck is three for three behind the camera – though I do wish he’d have cast his brother rather than himself.

3.       Zero Dark Thirty
The decade-long hunt for al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden is the focus of Kathryn Bigelow’s military drama.

Bigelow is a masterful filmmaker, capable of segueing between scenes of heart-pounding action and moments of pure emotion. Zero Dark Thirty is a testament to the men and women who dedicated their lives to the capture of the elusive al-Qaeda leader. It is a gripping film, it is a superbly acted film and it is an important film with much to say about the methods and procedures of our intelligence community. The sequence detailing the raid on Osama’s safe house featured the most riveting twenty minutes of cinema I’ve seen in a while.

4.       Beasts of the Southern Wild
The Bathtub is a poverty-stricken, barren area of land removed from the rest of the world by a series of levies. Hushpuppy is the defiant 6-year-old who calls it home. Affronted with an ailing father and an imminent storm, she must learn to survive on her own.

An auspicious debut from first time director, Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild is a dazzling coming-of-age flick that transitions seamlessly from fantastic descriptions of extinct creatures to harrowing scenarios etched in reality. It is a bizarre, poetic of portrait of childhood innocence and imagination brought to life by Quvenzhane Wallis’s hypnotizing performance as Hushpuppy.

5.       Django Unchained
When Django agrees to aid dentist-turned-bounty hunter Dr. King Shultz in the apprehension of the ruthless Brittle brothers, he is rewarded an egress from slavery and the opportunity to reunite with his wife.

Tarantino has crafted liberating fantasy flicks for women (Kill Bill), Jews (Inglorious Bastards) and now with his brutal Blaxploitation western, African Americans. The picture’s greatest success is its ability to effectively combine genre fare with an art house style while balancing austere historical revisionings with exaggerated violence and gore. Blood and guts are cast at the screen with aesthetic delight. It features Tarantino’s most straight-forward approach to storytelling and is his most accessible film to date.

6.       The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Based on the best-selling novel by Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower tells the coming-of-age tale of a reticent freshman’s introduction to high school.

A charming story about love and belonging, The Perks of Being a Wallflower hits close to home anybody who has ever been a teenager. It brims with humor and sadness, adventure and anguish, with an eclectic mix of characters at the helm. A sophomore effort from writer-turned director Stephen Chbosky, the shortcomings of the filmmaker seem suitable considering the depth and sincerity of the story.

7.       Amour
Retired music teachers, Georges and Anne, see their loving relationship severely tested when Anne suffers a stroke.

The film is both beautiful and terrifying in its depiction of love and helplessness. I found myself audibly gasping as Georges struggled to avert the inevitable. One can’t help but ask what they would do if faced with the same dilemma. It is an immaculate illustration of what it means to love. Jean-Louis Trintignant and Isabelle Huppert are extraordinarily brilliant in the roles of the aging couple. A movie as difficult to forget as it is to recommend.

8.       The Turin Horse
An aging farmer and his daughter live alone somewhere in the Italian countryside. A rich and rewarding experience, The Turin Horse creates a meticulous parable about endurance and the tediousness of life. Bella Tarr has come to be regarded as a cinematic poet and philosopher. Here he creates a film that is visually and thematically one of the most beautiful movies I’ve seen this year. Identifying intertitles break up their repetitive daily lives: dress, work, eat a steaming-hot baked potato, sleep and repeat. A difficult, demanding flick that is not for mass consumption.

9.       Oslo August 31
Recovering drug addict, Anders, is granted leave from rehab to take a job interview in Oslo. While away, he takes time to reunite with old friends and bad habits.

Somber speeches and handheld photography reflect Anders quiet regret and anxiety respectively. It is an aesthetically penetrating look at the emotional and mental constitution of a man dealing with self-doubt and inner fury; a profound, compassionately penetrating examination of addiction that rips your heart out at every turn; an antibiotic for anyone who’s struggled to comprehend a loved one’s fight with addiction.

10. Cabin in the Woods
Cabin in the Woods is drafted by our old friend Joss Whedon, creator of fantasy TV and all-around nerd deity. As we all know, Joss does the wiliest genre deconstructions since Wes Craven: stuff like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly and Toy Story. This one opens with a classic setup: a hottie, a jock, a practical joker, a nerd and a resourceful girl take a trip to a remote cabin in the woods.

A character gets run-through with a bear trap; another is pulled apart by the tentacles of a large creature. I know, I know, not your typical genre fare, but Whedon likes to shock and amaze when given the opportunity. This flick both dissects and celebrates the devices of the genre while simultaneously creating a unique experience for viewers.

As soon as our youthful group arrive at their vacation spot, they notice an array of bizarre items strewn about, including the diary of Patience Buckner, a girl abused by her sadistic father. Of course the group recites an incantation from the book, causing zombies to rise from the dead and the hottie to make out with a stuffed wolf head. But I digress. Apparently, there are forces at work in the cabin beyond the understanding of its inhabitants, or those viewing the film for that matter. You see, ancient demonic beings that dwell beneath our feet require government officials to sacrifice young people who embody specific archetypes each year to keep them from destroying the planet. I know what you’re thinking… Actually, I don’t. If I had the ability to read thoughts I’d be doing greater things with my life than posting feeble horror reviews to a crummy blog.

In keeping with the theme of the film, nothing is what it seems. It pays homage to the genre while calling attention to its flaws and rewriting the rules. It’s a ridiculous blending of horror and humor that should appeal to both genre fans and non-genre fans alike.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Arbitrage, Compliance, End of Watch, Headhunters, The Hobbit, The Master

OTHER GREAT FILMS:

Bernie, The Do-Deca-Pentathalon, Frankenweenie, Killer Joe, The Raid: Redemption, Savages, The Sound of My Voice

THE MOST DISAPPOINTING FILMS OF THE YEAR:

Cosmopolis, Holy Motors, Once Upon a Time in Anatolia, Promised Land, Return, Snowtown

Best Documentary Features of 2012 (that I saw)

Best Documentary Features of 2012 (that I saw)

 

 

THE IMPOSTER – A troubled French teen claims to be the missing son of a grieving Texas family in the hopes of gaining a new life. A fascinating true crime documentary, if forces you to ask yourself over and over how this family allowed themselves to be duped into believing this man was their son.

 

 

THE AMERICAN SCREAM – Neighbors in a Massachusetts town compete to prepare the best haunted house each Halloween. Styrofoam skeletons and latex monsters clutter the yards of three charmingly amusing “home haunters” as they celebrate the bewitching holiday. A must see for any fan of Halloween.

SEARCHING FOR SUGARMAN - Rodriguez spends his days laying foundations and restoring homes in Detroit. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to him, he is a rock icon in South Africa. An uplifting, lyrical tribute to a mysteriously fascinating man. A commendably simplistic doc that at a mere 86 minutes, is as tight as the tunes produced via its central character.

 

 

WEST OF MEMPHIS – Reveals a number of the injustices surrounding the Wests Memphis Three. Big money allowed for a re-examining of old evidence and the conducting of new interviews with those directly involved in the case. I only hope that if I am wrongly accused, Eddie Vedder gets my back.

 

THE CENTRAL PARK FIVE – Ken Burns’s latest effort examines the 1989 case of five youths who were wrongly convicted of raping a woman in New York’s Cental Park. A shocking examination of injustice. What’s amazing is the lack of animosity on the part of the victims.
 

 

JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI – The world’s greatest sushi chef is an 85-year-old man running a 10-seat restaurant inconveniently located in a subway station. A sparse, affectionate documentary that takes something as seemingly banal as preparing raw fish and makes it look fascinating. You leave with a profound respect for the craft.

 

 

The Queen of Versailles – Opening as a biopic studying the decadent lifestyle of a billionaire and his trophy wife, The Queen of Versailles quickly changes gears as the real estate bubble bursts and our protagonists are forced to make a change to their comfortable lifestyle in a major way. You’ll be stunned, you’ll be revolted, you’ll laugh, you’ll frown and somehow, you’ll empathize with the queen through it all.

Top Documentaries of 2011

BUCK: A look into the life of real-life horse whisperer, Buck Brannaman and how he turned a lifetime of torture and torment at the hands of an abusive father into a career working with misunderstood animals. As a documentary, it is a bit disorganized, but the bona-fide cowboy at its heart is so likeable it’s a delight.

TABLOID: Bizarre tale of a former Miss Wyoming who in 1977, was charged with abducting a Mormon Missionary. Errol Morris is still the king of the talking-head documentary.

INTO THE ABYSS: Fascinating examination of two young inmates and their reasons for killing three Texans in 2001. Like other recent Herzog docs, it doesn’t fully explore its intended subject (in this case, the death penalty), but still captivating.

PARADISE LOST 3: A further investigation into the arrest of the West Memphis Three. Three movies in and the case remains every bit as interesting as ever.

THE INTERRUPTERS: From Steve James, director of Hoop Dreams, comes

the touching tale of a group of ex-cons who work to rid their Chicago streets of crime and violence. A tad repetitive at 125 minutes, but engaging just the same.

Best Horror Films of 2011

TOP5:

STAKE LAND

Here’s the deal on Mister: he looks like Charles Bronson only his lip fro isn’t as thin and Asiatic as Bronson’s was throughout his career. But Mister definitely puts in time on his chin pedestal.

We start off with an eczema-faced dude biting into a crying baby, but before he can finish the job, Mister shows up and splits his face with a round-headed shovel before running a couple of his buddies through with a machete. Next, Mister takes the monsters’ young kin under his wing, making it his undying (fingers crossed) mission to transport him to the continent’s “New Eden.”

A sharp script, intriguing characters and gory suspense provide a fresh edge to an otherwise familiar story. It’s a cross-breed of vampire legend with apocalyptic scenarios that is both ferocious and lyrical. A scene that witnesses a fundamentalist militia dropping vampires on a small town like nuclear bombs is worth the price of admission.

THE INNKEEPERS

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.

Following in his footsteps in The Innkeepers is Claire and Luke, employees of the Yankee Pedlar Inn, confident the hotel is haunted and determined to prove it. Between squabbling with eccentric guests and arguing the merits of internet porn, the winsome pair take to the floral-patterned halls with a cassette player and rudimentary microphone to coax the spirit of a bride who offed herself pre-vows in the hotel basement. A delightful attempt to recreate a classic ghost tale, The Innkeepers works on two levels. On the surface it is commendably simplistic ghost story. On a deeper level, the picture is a comment on the movie-going experience. The novice ghosthunters scour the halls for ghosts. They are occasionally bewildered by what they see and often scared. Yet, they don’t really believe in ghosts; there is no real threat. Likewise, we substitutionally endure their horror, yet get to stroll out of the theater safe and sound.

TROLLHUNTER
The latest in the string of faux documentaries trying to capture Heather Donahue’s mucus-magic formula, Troll Hunter follows a trio of Norwegian college students who discover the mythical creatures they read about as kids are more than just fantasy. You see, it seems a few of the supernatural buggers have escaped from their territory and the recent spate of bear slayings in the area is not the result of fanatical poachers, but a government cover-up aimed at concealing the existence of the mischievous rascals.

Both technically strong and delightfully silly, Troll Hunter manages to both mock its waning genre while also delighting in its conventions. Trolls apparently abhor Christians. A scene that witnesses the student’s debating the troll’s potential reaction to their new Muslim team member is hilarious. And the trolls are awesome.

TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL
You know the old story of a group of young city slickers who run into a pair of rifle-wielding mountain men at the edge of an uncharted body of water only to be beaten and tortured? This ain’t it. What this is is a hilariously disgusting, delightfully gory tale of mistaken identity. A pair of rednecks on vacation in the mountains are mistaken for homicidal hillbillies by a group of snobbish college kids who misinterpret their neighborly gestures as signs of murderous intent.

Not the most neurologically stimulating experience, however, the endearing qualities of its central characters crossed with its humorous application of slasher film conventions and its slapstick sensibility make this one-joke interlude one of the best horror-comedies in a long while.
RUBBER
Sometimes you’re just in the mood for a destructive, telekinetic, pulsating tire with an obsession for desert women flick, you know?

The movie struggles to satisfy the length requirements of a feature and is never quite as clever as it thinks it is, yet this one-joker is extremely entertaining. It’s a surreal picture that maintains a balance between the macabre and the mundane similar to the films of Lynch. Its screw-ball brew of slasher conventions and self-referential humor will have you harking back for days.

Still love the line, “(The Tire’s) been reincarnated as a tricycle.”

BEST FILMS OF 2011

TOP 10:
HESHER
When T.J. takes refuge in an under construction development to escape the grief surrounding the loss of his mother, he comes face-to-face with a tattooed, shirtless squatter called Hasher. A sad portrait of mental suffering, captured with considerable skill and blissfully bereaved of sentimentality, Hesher is equal parts bleak and amusing. The movie is elevated by the talented Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the title role. He’s adept at creating engrossing, chaotic personalities.

MEEK’S CUTOFF
Settlers wagon-training the Oregon Trail in 1845 find themselves stranded among the dirt and rock of the Cascade Mountains. Intensely slow in pace yet more harshly realistic in its depiction of life on the frontier than anything produced by Ford or Hawks; more creatively audacious than any film made this year. Consider that Kelly Reichardt shot in the 1:1.33 aspect ratio used in westerns made prior to the 1950s so as to accentuate the anxiety of her characters and the claustrophobia of the bonnets worn by the females of the time rather than in a wide-screen format expected by viewers. Scenes taking place at night seem to be lit by little more than the moon, the characters and their actions engulfed in darkness. The conversations of the men are shown from the point of view of the women. They, along with us the audience, struggle to pick up on what is being said.

SHAME
Shame is a disturbing film about a sex-addicted New Yorker (Brandon) whose seemingly prototypical yuppie lifestyle is disrupted when his sister, Sissy, shows up on his doorstep. At the center of the film is Michael Fassbender’s courageous, uncompromising performance. Something happened to him as a youth that has caused him to disconnect from society. His sister is in desperate need of his love. He fears need. There is a moment in the film where Sissy sings an extremely slowed-down version of "New York, New York" that bleeds the song of its grandiosity and transforms it into a profession of sorrow. Brandon’s reaction is to cry. His shame remains hidden from the world. He is incapable of making a similar admission.

MELANCHOLIA
Melancholia is a chillingly beautiful examination of depression that is as likely to anger fans as it is to move them. Kirsten Dunst sheds her popcorn persona and begets an infallibly sobering portrait of an oft misunderstood disorder. The opening moments portend the fate of the characters via a series of gorgeously slow-moving images that show the protagonists sinking in the green grass of a nightmarish meadow and being hindered by the vines of a fantastical forest. It culminates with an emotionally charged moment that will carve its way into your subconscious and linger there for days after viewing.

TERRI
So Terri’s a misunderstood youth that is consistently late, has stopped showing an interest in his assignments and has begun to wear pajamas every day. His recent behavior has caused a couple of "red flags" to pop up in the mind of the school administrator. Mr. Fitzgerald goes out of his way to become not just a principal, but a princiPAL, offering benevolence and personal experience in an effort to communicate with Terri. It is a subtle, charming examination of the awkwardness of the high school experience.

WARRIOR
War hero and former wrestling prodigy Tommy Conlon returns home to enlist the assistance of the alcoholic father he escaped from years earlier in training for an MMA competition. Brendan Conlon is an ex-professional fighter turned high school physics teacher who enters the same tournament in the hopes of avoiding bankruptcy. They confront each other, and their broken past in the ring. Exceptionally good of its type thanks to its top-notch performances (Nick Nolte has perfected the pitiable lush), a sober soundtrack (with contributions from The National) and honest direction. Its compassionate underdog story and cathartic ending rival those of Rocky. I honestly did not know who was going to win, nor did I favor one brother over the other.

DRIVE
Ryan Gosling is The Driver, stuntman by day, getaway driver by night, he finds himself in trouble after helping out his beautiful, young neighbor. Nicolas Winding Refn’s direction is as calculating as his star; his affection for violence as uncompromising as his lead. He gleefully mixes genre fare with art-house style atop an 80s-style soundtrack en route to producing a patient, but taut thriller. You feel as if you’re cruising through a game of Grand Theft Auto. Gosling is terrific in the role of the existential hero. He has no connections, no background, not even a name. He is seemingly void of emotion. He is the exact opposite of the Jewish gangsters (excessively portrayed by Albert Brooks and Ron Pearlman) that oppose him (and nearly ruin the movie).

TYRANNOSAUR
Joseph (Peter Mullan) is hamstrung by alcoholism and a volatile temper. Hannah (Olivia Colman) is a Christian thrift shop owner in an abusive marriage. Together they find salvation. As the aesthetically elite prep to lavish each other with gifts of precious metal, the indelible performances of Mullan and Colman go unnoticed. Director Paddy Considine captures their growing anguish in extreme close up, focusing on their wounds and blemishes. It is grim and dark and sad and foreboding, but ultimately, it has an encouraging message.

MIDNIGHT IN PARIS
Gil (Owen Wilson) discovers his life and new fiancé are not so perfect when a magical cab swoops him away to 1920s Paris. Midnight in Paris is a charming, offbeat comedy that invites viewers to share in Gil’s love of the city. As Woody Allen doubles go, Wilson is excellent, tapping into the compulsive thoughts and feelings of the famed filmmaker. There is something very entertaining about the idea of a blogger-age writer coming face-to-face with the iconic artists of the lost generation. Woody’s best movie in years.
STAKE LAND
Here’s the deal on Mister: he looks like Charles Bronson only his lip fro isn’t as thin and Asiatic as Bronson’s was throughout his career. But Mister definitely puts in time on his chin pedestal.

We start off with an eczema-faced dude biting into a crying baby, but before he can finish the job, Mister shows up and splits his face with a round-headed shovel before running a couple of his buddies through with a machete. Next, Mister takes the monsters’ young kin under his wing, making it his undying (fingers crossed) mission to transport him to the continent’s “New Eden.”

A sharp script, intriguing characters and gory suspense provide a fresh edge to an otherwise familiar story. It’s a cross-breed of vampire legend with apocalyptic scenarios that is both ferocious and lyrical. A scene that witnesses a fundamentalist militia dropping vampires on a small town like nuclear bombs is worth the price of admission.


HONORABLE MENTIONS:

MARTHA MARCY MAY MARLENE
A troubled young woman struggles to re-connect with her family after escaping an abusive cult. A haunting, deliberately-paced depiction of a disturbed mind. Martha is her birth name. Marcy May is the name given her via the evil, manipulative cult leader. Marlene is the name used by all the women in the cult upon answering the phone. Elizabeth Olsen, who is much hotter than her famed sisters, is also much more talented. Her powerful, hypnotic performance is among the best by a female this year.


TAKE SHELTER
Plagued by early onset schizophrenia, a young father and husband must decide whether to empty his savings on a shelter to protect against a storm that has been haunting his dreams. Michael Shannon is among the best actors working today. His depiction of a man slowly descending into madness is affected with pain. Director Jeff Nichols (who also teamed with Shannon on the underrated Shotgun Stories) builds suspense with deliberate care. Are Curtis’s fears real? Should those around him take heed? The answers are not clear. A scene at a community dinner in which the townspeople welcome Curtis with great apprehension is spot on. And then, the end comes.

ANOTHER EARTH
Rhoda Williams (Brit Marling) peers out her car window in search of the newly discovered, duplicate planet, Earth 2 and slams into an on-coming vehicle, killing a mother and child and sending the father into a coma. Another Earth is a truly ambitious indie, both haunting and thought-provoking in its examination of our need for forgiveness and second chances. The little-known Brit Marling is terrific. A scene that sees her re-visiting the crash site is very heavy.

THE INNKEEPERS
Two employees of the Yankee Pedlar Inn attempt to confirm the ghostly legend surrounding the hotel. Director Ti West grows more self-assured with each picture he directs. He utilizes slick camera moves and empathetic characters to bring to life a classic ghost story of commendable simplicity. He employs the same deliberate pace and retro style that made The Roost and House of the Devil so enjoyable. His ability to capture the sensation of boredom is remarkable and makes the horrific moments that much more frightening.


OTHER GREAT FILMS: Blackthorn, Buck, The Descendents, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Hugo, Moneyball, Rampart, A Separation, Super 8, Tabloid, Troll Hunter, Uncle Boonmee, Win Win

SLIGHTLY DISSAPOINTING: Attack the Block, Cave of Forgotten Dreams, A Dangerous Method, The Tree of Life, War Horse

SEVERLY DISSAPOINTING: Tinker Tailer Soldier Spy, The Ward

WORST OF THE WORST: Skyline, A Vanishing on 7th Street

Stuff I've Seen

Reviews based on a 5 item rating.

TERRI

Terri is an overweight fifteen-year-old who is consistently late to appointments, is falling behind at school and wears pajamas every day. His recent behavior has raised a few red flags in the eyes of his loquacious principal.

Common teen-angst stuff made uncommon by an eccentric plot that favors reality over quirkiness. Jacob Wysocki and John C. Reilly shine as a pair of guileless characters who elicit both mockery and compassion.

SUPER

When his wife is swooped away by a sleazy drug dealer, everyman Frank transforms himself into superhero dubbed the Crimson Bolt to win her back.

Part farce, part sick joke, Super contains just enough abhorrent humor and out-of-nowhere violence to achieve cult status.

Kudos to Rainn Wilson for beating a man with a wrench for butting in line
and to Ellen Page for speaking the line, “It's all gooshy,” while fondling her
crotch.

BUCK

Imagine Kristin Scott Thomas and Scarlett Johansson gushing over a herbivorous quadruped at the behest of Robert Redford. Now replace all those people with someone who knows what the hell they’re doing and you have Buck, a documentary about a real life horse-whisperer who abstains

the violence he saw as a child in favor of communicating with the animals through awareness and affectability.

As a documentary, it’s a bit disjointed, however, where the movie succeeds is in its ability to make us care for its central character. A small tale that
evokes big emotions.

TABLOID

A documentary on a former Miss Wyoming who is charged with abducting and imprisoning a young Mormon Missionary before paying $150,000 to clone her favorite pitbull.

A hilariously strange portrait of an obsessive, sexually confused woman. The movie is guilty ofpatronizing its subject, however, she is just nutty enough not to care.

Errol Morris is the only filmmaker capable of making a “talking head” \
documentary entertaining.

VIVA RIVA

A small time crook hopes to score big at the expense of a vicious gangster in Viva Riva, a new actioner from the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Thrill-less thriller derivative of the banal crap that comes out of Hollywood every weekend. Most critics seem unwilling to bitch-slap the film due to its third world roots. If made in America, it would be helmed by Tony Scott.