Celebrating 5 Years of ‘The Witch’

Horror movies are made to appeal to an ever-widening audience. Previous gatekeepers like hyper-adult themes and visceral displays of terror are now being toned down to appease younger viewers (See Alien vs. Predator). Horrifying pictures that wrench into the gut of moviegoers are becoming less and less common.  Enter Robert Eggers. Bucking the trend for softening things up, Eggers instead offered a deeply unsettling debut with The Witch. The film is a living nightmare, playing on fears and forcing viewers to retreat inside themselves for protection. Its affect doesn’t stop at the edge of the screen; it stays with you long after you’ve stopped watching.

Set in New England circa 1630, the picture opens on a colonial plantation. William (Ralph Ineson) and his family are forced to relocate to a tract of land on the edge of a foreboding forest. When their crops start dying off and their infant son goes missing, they fall apart, leaving them vulnerable to attack by an evil force.

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Celebrating 5 Years of ‘The Witch’

Deadly Ladies: 13 of Horror’s Most Murderous Women

In honor of Friday the 13th and Pamela Voorhees’s bloodcurdling killing spree, I give you 13 of horror cinema’s most murderous women.

JENNIFER HILLSI Spit on Your Grave

Occupation: Short story writer

Hobbies: Castration, tranquil boat rides, long baths

Backstory: Jennifer abandons the loud and turbulent streets of Manhattan for an isolated cottage in the woods of Connecticut to write her first novel.

Catalyst: Jennifer catches the eyes of four psycho bumpkins who brutally rape her before leaving her for dead. She takes her time recuperating before killing her attackers in grotesque fashion.

Victims: Four crazed hicks who sexually abuse her.

Weapon of Choice: Various bladed instruments

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Deadly Ladies: 13 of Horror’s Most Murderous Women

Celebrating 60 Years of Black Sunday

Mario Bava’s debut abounds with hypnotic visuals and nightmarish themes. A former painter and cameraman, it took a turn in the director’s chair to fully realize the horror maestro’s cold and harrowing vision. Clearly Black Sunday was a source of artistic liberation for the aspiring filmmaker.

The picture commences in brutally disturbing fashion. Asa Vajda (Barbara Steele) and her illicit lover Javutich (Arturo Dominici) are branded disciples of the devil and sentenced to death. Spiked masks are hammered onto their faces by imposing men with swelling muscles and black hoods. Dark liquid pops from their mouths and eye holes and soaks into the cloth of their tattered clothes.

Two centuries later, a pair of doctors en route to a medical conference accidentally resurrect the evil witch who plans to use the body of her beautiful descendant Katia to gain revenge against her family. 

The crisp black-and-white photography and marvelous set pieces evoke the creature features of the 1930s. Moonlit woods and baronial crypts conjure images of Universal’s mist-shrouded forests and bold castles. Gnarled trees fight against sodden Earth; cold stone stretches toward the radiant moonlight and disappears into black. Barbara Steele’s dark and mysterious look and regal voice recall the exotic performers that occupied Universal’s famed monster flicks.

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My Favorite Movies of 2019

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My Favorite Movies of 2019

Celebrating 35 years of Friday the 13th the Final Chapter

The Final Chapter marked Jason’s fourth appearance in the legendary Friday the 13th series, but, only his third as killer and second to don the titular hockey mask. Amusingly redundant, Friday 4 tackles the slasher paradigm with enough meta-humor and delectable gore to rise above most entries in the series.

Picking up after the events of part three, the picture commences with the seemingly dead body of the famed serial killer being carted off to the local morgue. It takes more than an axe to the head to keep the ol’ lummox down. Soon Jason is again feasting on the serene waters, pleasant air, and defenseless victims of Crystal Lake. His murderous rampage is cut short, however, when he runs into Trish (Kimberly Beck) and Tommy (Corey Feldman) Jarvis, siblings with a keen sense of survival and an unusual penchant for Halloween masks.

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Celebrating 5 Years of “Starry Eyes”

“There must be thousands of girls like me dreaming of being a movie star. But I’m not going to worry about them. I’m dreaming the hardest.”

-Marilyn Monroe

Sarah Walker (Alex Essoe), the starry-eyed and bushy-tailed heroine of the 2014 body horror pic Starry Eyes would give ol’ Marilyn a run for her money. Her days are spent serving tater tots to middle-age sleazepiles. And nights? Squabbling with hopeful starlets and answering seedy casting calls. When Astraeus Pictures demands she perform a series of morally yucky behaviors in exchange for a role in their new fright flick, she reluctantly agrees. Her actions cause a change in her, both literally and figuratively.

For anyone who has ever aspired to do great things in their life, Starry Eyes will produce the sensation of butterflies in the belly and a whole lotta goose pimples on the flesh.

Our first meeting with Sarah is captured in close up, her cherry lips and ivory skin veiled by harsh light and sterile hues. The camera lingers on her as she examines her body for imperfections in the mirror, the soft curves of her figure lined by an unappealing bra and underwear. We should be aroused but are instead overcome by sorrow at the sight of the disenchanted actress too despondent to recognize her own beauty.

Moments later she’s at work, her thoughts and feelings buried alongside her round bottom and tight belly in a pair of leopard-skin yoga pants. The camera places us in the shoes (and behind the icky moustache) of her boss, forcing us to stare at length at her backside as she saunters across the room. Not two minutes into the movie and we’ve already seen Sarah in multiple states of undress. We know little about her other than she is sexy. There is a hurricane of emotions hollering within her, they just scream a little quieter than her gaudy stretch pants.

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Celebrating Five Years of “Spring”

Directors Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead gained universal approval with their 2012 debut, Resolution. Serena Whitney of Dread Central gave the picture a perfect score, dubbing it a “remarkable achievement” that “provides the breath of fresh air the genre sorely needs.” An intricately constructed examination of the way horror stories are told, the film is witty and amusing, if a bit amateurish.

Their follow up is even stronger. An affecting love story camouflaged as a down and dirty horror fantasy, Spring skillfully blends the emotional complexity of a Linklater flick with the messy grotesqueries of early Cronenberg.

Really good horror tends to hold a mirror up to society and reflect some ugly part of our existence; they lay bare our hidden fears and anxieties to frightening effect. Spring leans on gore and grue to examine the apprehension of its central characters.

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Celebrating Five Years of Spring